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Nov 16/17- You might be a redneck if your daughter mistakenly thought you'd attend her wedding on opening day of deer season.

Nov 18- You might be a redneck if you and your dog are on the same medication.

Nov 19- You might be a redneck if your car burns more oil than gas.

Nov 20- You might be a redneck if the last thing your ex-wife said to you was, "if you go hunting again, I'm leaving!"

Nov 21- You might be a redneck if you begin most sentences with, "You ain't gonna believe this."

Nov 22- You might be a redneck if your deer lease costs more than your house.

Nov 23/24- You might be a redneck if you burn out your clutch in a funeral procession.

 

Don't Steal, the government hates competition.

Minibrains driving minivans, living in cookie cutter houses, welcome to South Florida.

Occifer I swear to drunk I'm not god!

Love doesn't make the world go round, it only makes the ride worthwhile. - Stephanie B.

How can you love someone that's never there. Stephanie B.

Why torture yourself when life will do it for you. Stephanie B.

OLD FARTS DRIVE FOUR DOOR CARS!

Parijat (left) is short, Jen (right) is a skank, lol j/p love ya Jen.